Jorpf Gnorklin knows how to play dirty and that’s why he became one of the greatest center-tight-forwards on Filthball history. A 15x All-Star candidate, Gnorklin was a true fan favorite. Unfortunately, Gnorklin was never able to win “the big one” but has said he might just do that as a coach.
Gnorklin is famously quoted after losing the Filthball Championship in 2012: “You know, I really know how to slap a horse. It ain’t no lie. I’ve slapped many-a-horses But sometimes, and this is important, friend, sometimes the horse might just kick back…”
Career highlights: 223 Goobers thrown 8820 Complete Sentences 673 Mashers plunked 34554 Bottles Recycled 15x All-Star Candidate
Jorpf Gnorklin
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Jorpf Gnorklin knows how to play dirty and that’s why he became one of the greatest center-tight-forwards on Filthball history. A 15x All-Star candidate, Gnorklin was a true fan favorite. Unfortunately, Gnorklin was never able to win “the big one” but has said he might just do that as a coach.
Gnorklin is famously quoted after losing the Filthball Championship in 2012: “You know, I really know how to slap a horse. It ain’t no lie. I’ve slapped many-a-horses But sometimes, and this is important, friend, sometimes the horse might just kick back…”
Career highlights: 223 Goobers thrown 8820 Complete Sentences 673 Mashers plunked 34554 Bottles Recycled 15x All-Star Candidate