Since time immemorial, the serious and the silly have propelled each other to further heights. Nothing could seem less threatening to an entire global financial system than soft and adorable alpacas, yet the power of their magical bitcoin funded fuzzy socks, set off one of the most important dominoes in the disruption of legacy financial systems.

Don’t let sour mouthed alpacas deter you from gains, trust the fluff and let yourself be hypnotized by footwear of crypto lore.