C1ND3R 01: th3 JvCKv7

The JvCKv7 was a wily beast Whose flesh was savoured west to east From north to south and all between And so the JvCKv7 dyed it green. Green it shone from coat to bone, And thus emerged a beast unknown, For not a single eye could place This creature and it's green-tinged face.

"Oh chartreuse creature! Brilliant brute! Ne'er have we seen! Such emerald colours on a coat, Such dazzling shades of green."

Far and wide the green was vied, And from pure joy the JvCKv7 cried, It raised it's head and to the moon, Let out a howl, a fateful croon. Silence fell upon the town, and thus the ruse was up: "You are not magic, guileful beast, You are a JvCKv7 pup!"

And so they ripped it limb from limb, It's flesh they all enjoyed, And howling still the JvCKv7 fell, And drifted through the void.