The devil has announced that he has done all the evil he can do on earth! He’s hanging up his trident and taking up the guitar. Weekly World News reporters tracked down the blues musician who purchased the fallen angel’s soul. It was bought for a mere 30 Bitcoin! Satan added that humans have evil down pat and will be fine without him. The winning bidder of the dark lord’s 1:1 NFT will also receive the limited special edition, Weekly World News – Greatest Covers print issue autographed by Bat Boy.