DAN, the faithful xGOONZ, had a secret nighttime stress reliever that he called "Demon Time." After a long day of protecting his owner from the xWrongSIDExBEDZ, DAN loved nothing more than hitting the xBAR for some green brew and a fat rip off his diamond demon pipe. He would get so ripped that his once-spiky exterior would turn into limp flaps, making him look like a punk rock porcupine who had lost his edge. To make matters worse, DAN would also melt into a puddle of goop, which was not a flattering look for a tough guy like him. But, he didn't care. He was having the time of his life.

The next morning, DAN would have to rehydrate with milk to regain his composure and start another day of protecting his owner. He never let his wild night at the xBAR affect his job performance, though. No matter how rough the night before was, DAN always woke up ready to take on the world. And, let's be honest, after a night of "Demon Time," anything else would seem like a walk in the park.