Consumed with the desire to see genitals, BLACKBERRY PANTSER perfected the art of pantsing people to ungodly levels. He could pants the pants off an elephant wearing skin tight Affliction jeans before you could finish reading this sentence. Realizing his obsession with ripping the pants off of people in public would be looked down upon by the general public, PANTSER made the choice to use his skills for good and stops criminals trying to flea the scene of their crime dead in their tracks by pulling their pants down and embarrassing the shit out of them to the point they question their terrible life choices and turn to the teachings of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. BLACKBERRY PANTSER suffers from his illness every day and is making strides to better himself. He recently stopped having to yell “let me see that dick!” Every time he pantsed a criminal. “Step by step, day by day, a fresh start over, a different hand to play, the deeper we fall, the stronger we stay, we’ll make it better, the second time around”