Bank robbers beware, LOOT is coming for you. LOOT was formed when an old bag of stolen money was buried in the woods and forgotten about for years until it eventually started to grow roots and gained sentience when a witch cursed it or something like that. Standing at 8'9" LOOT has succeeded at halting every bank robbery he has set out to. However, the authorities tend not to call on him because although he manages to stop the thieves every time, he also takes off with the money they had stolen. Multiple witnesses who have seen these scenes unfold have reported seeing LOOT tying up criminals and then running off into the woods with whatever goods they had stolen. What would a giant tree man with a bag for a head that lives in the woods need money for you might ask? No one actually knows but it is widely rumored that he has a problem with spending money on strippers and gambling on the ponies. However, LOOT researchers say the money is a source of sustenance for him and he consumes every dollar. Whichever theory is actually true, LOOT has stopped over 200 robberies, but also has a warrant out for his arrest for stealing over 3 million dollars himself from said robbers.
Superzeros aren't exactly the A-list heroes you want showing up when you're in trouble, but when there's no other option they will show up to save the day.. whether you want them to or not. They each possess unique and diverse sets of skills that are not at all helpful and sometimes make things worse.. but they're trying their hardest dammit!
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Bank robbers beware, LOOT is coming for you. LOOT was formed when an old bag of stolen money was buried in the woods and forgotten about for years until it eventually started to grow roots and gained sentience when a witch cursed it or something like that. Standing at 8'9" LOOT has succeeded at halting every bank robbery he has set out to. However, the authorities tend not to call on him because although he manages to stop the thieves every time, he also takes off with the money they had stolen. Multiple witnesses who have seen these scenes unfold have reported seeing LOOT tying up criminals and then running off into the woods with whatever goods they had stolen. What would a giant tree man with a bag for a head that lives in the woods need money for you might ask? No one actually knows but it is widely rumored that he has a problem with spending money on strippers and gambling on the ponies. However, LOOT researchers say the money is a source of sustenance for him and he consumes every dollar. Whichever theory is actually true, LOOT has stopped over 200 robberies, but also has a warrant out for his arrest for stealing over 3 million dollars himself from said robbers.
Superzeros aren't exactly the A-list heroes you want showing up when you're in trouble, but when there's no other option they will show up to save the day.. whether you want them to or not. They each possess unique and diverse sets of skills that are not at all helpful and sometimes make things worse.. but they're trying their hardest dammit!
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