THETACO has skin made of crispy cheddar cheese and a beautiful taco face. While he was born with these attributes, a failed experiment by his best friend MR.CLAMTASTIC that was supposed to make him less attractive because he couldn’t take any more of the compliments and attention, instead made him super ripped. THETACO can now only find jobs as an underwear model because he’s just too damn fine. THETACO is now a multimillionaire with multiple wives but cries cheesy tears every night wondering if he will ever truly be happy.