In walks Trinnie “The 12 hour bride”, who gracelessly meanders up to Coral at the bar. 💒 👰‍♀️ 🧟‍♀️

Champagne on ice for this blushing beauty. 🥂

slobber slobber says Coral.

Trinnie drools and glares longingly at the rock on her finger… 💍

Like every member of The Zombaes, she has a tale of woe set around a gorey demise…

Hers is particularly heart wrenching…

After all, she lifts the table cloth at her own wedding reception to find the maid of honour being dishonourable between the legs of her newlywed husband!

A cat fight of epic proportions ensues, and the only way out of Trinnies headlock is for the maid of dishonour to reach for the cake knife 🔪 and imbed it into the bride’s skull…

Trinnie rides with The Zombaes now, plotting to avenge her broken heart 💔