i woke up from a party and looked in to the mirror

and what i saw staring back filled me up with fear

i had a treasure map plastered on my forehead

i knew not how i got it must have been when i was in bed

it seemed to lead me to this tree in a field nearby

i walked there with no shoes on because i didn't have any

i had lost them at the party anyway when i got to the tree

there was a gremlin like creature waiting for me

who dare disturbs me the gremlin creature said

disturbs you i exclaimed i have this map on my forehead

he examined me closely and then took me by the hand

he touched a piece of bark and the tree split in half

hidden within the tree was a door made out of glass

he led me through it and we appeared in a great hall

there were fantastic creatures every which way i looked

this faerie looking woman came and kissed me on my map

at the end of the hall sat a king looking old and wise

he told me that the map was just a hoax

he said i should probably just turn around and go back now

because there wasn't anything in this world for me anyhow

no i yelled forcefully which made everyone jump a bit

no i said softer i'm happy to have found this place

the faerie looking woman was looking kind but sort of sad

ok said the king we were afraid you would say that

next thing i knew i was in a gladiatorial arena

there was big dragon there and an ostrich for me to ride

i picked up my sword and hopped aboard and slayed the dragon quick as ice

a booming voice came from above and it said very nice

the voice was god and god was glad that i had slayed the dragon

he rewarded me with anything that my little heart desired

to be back in bed i said before the party started

but i want to bring the faeire back because i think she's really cool

""How about a song about a guy whoÔªø wakes up after a party to find a treasure map drawn on the back of his head?"""