"When we met you told me to always wipe front to back

You gave me a naked barbie when I turned 8 i'll never forget

You told me that in Vegas the slot machines were vomiting

Because you were on acid. It was the first time that we met.

When Marc and I got married you came to breakfast naked

When I was a little boy you dressed up like a clown

When I was 21 you turned me on to dope

It's always a party when Natasha comes to town

when Natasha comes to town

when Natasha comes to town

our hearts go boom boom boom

and we're glad she came around

we love you because you're different

for all the crazy things you do

we love you with all our hearts

we love you because you're you

you came to a party and told everyone you were an alien from outerspace

you danced barefoot in the grass at a stately mozart concert at shelburne farms and you weren't out of place

you came running into the men's locker room in your underwear when marc was standing there

when natasha comes to town life is never dull and so we offer up this prayer"