Jonathan from 2009 says, "About a planet somewhere in a far off galaxy that is tempting humanity to come join her. This was song request from Karol. He wanted a song about an extrasolar planet! "

Your Mother Doesn’t Love You Anymore (An Extrasolar Anthem) Song #51 First note sung: A

[verse] G F#m Bm Hello, how do you do? G D A D I’m an extrasolar planet for you G F#m Bm You know the earth is totally screwed G D A D I’m an extrasolar planet for you G D A Bm And you can call me Mom G D A Bm I bought your favorite toys, yeah G D A Bm We’ll have fun G D A Bm You’ll be my itty bitty girls and boys, yeah G A D You’ll be my little bitty girls and boys

[verse] D Bm G A There comes a time in every species life D Bm G A Where they’ve gotta look around and make the tough decisions D Bm G A The dinosaurs couldn’t face the hard facts D Bm G A They ended up extinct and buried in tar pits G A But don’t let that happen G A No, don’t let that happen G A D Don’t let that happen to you

[verse] G F#m Bm I’ve got 17 moons G D A D I’m an extrasolar planet for you G F#m Bm I make the earth look like a prude G D A D I’m an extrasolar planet for you G D A Bm I made your bed G D A Bm I made you cookies and tea G D A Bm I’m the Garden of Eden G D A Bm And you can eat from my forbidden tree, yeah G A D You can eat from my forbidden tree D Bm G A Think you’re old enough to know the meaning of the universe? D Bm G A So come on over and I’ll tell it to you D Bm G A Whatcha got to lose? Your mother doesn’t love you D Bm G A First thing when you get here I am going to hug you G A So come, come on over G A Yeah, come, come on over G A D Yeah, come, come on over to me! D G A D To me! D G A D Yeah!