Nothing in life is more illusive and therefore precious than a perfect pun. This exclusive collection consists of my finest depictions of fictional soda cans that belie thinly-veiled references and tortured wordplay, gathered meticulously over the span a decade. The scarcity of these joke-cans is not constrained by what is expressible, but by the bounds of my own limited imagination.

Are you loosely attached to vast sums of currency and beguiled by autographs of images that convey no value whatsoever? One or more of these cans may be the perfect way to express to your friends and loved ones exactly how little you care about money.

These were originally intended to become potions for a game, and perhaps that day will come, but for now, I give you Soda Can, Soda Can Not!