BAG #5

So this motherfucker comes right out off the bushes and I swear to god jim, I had never seen a motherfucker so keyed up in my godamn life. I swear, just there, moving in slow motion, yelling at me with hot spit filled breath about some drone or some shit. I noticed he had a long ass pistol in his back pocket.... so I went to my cart and got my 9 and swung at him, little did i know a drone comes flying down and stabs the guy in the eye!! he tried to rip it out but the propeller just kept going and going and going...poor guy...started goin around all ape shit all over the country club lawn, dropping everything on him, even his clothes.... eventually had to tranquilize him because we found out he got bit by some rabid pencil or some shit and attacked a neighbor down the block...then he...started growing..weird.....i...cant even begin to tell ya ... this fucking town...