Since Religion has turned sexuality and most fun stuff into shameful things, people have come up with euphemistic and ambiguous names for the depravities and sinful practices they engaged in, or casually thought about.

All this in order to hide their real intent to prudes, whose only fun in life comes from ruining everyone else's.

Urban Dictionary is a formidable repository of those names. Some are amusing, some are gross, some are outright offensive and some are actually cute. But what is certain is that they all make for an amazingly colourful collection of images and ideas which, when taken literally, are absolutely fit for the whole family.

This is why I have vowed to research and illustrate 69 (obviously) of them, to teach the people of today how fun it can be, from a language and visual perspective, to stick it to the prudes.

Note: I don't condone any of the practices mentioned in this collection that are done without consent from all parties involved.