The Shonky News Network broadcasts a false newscast and site full of falsehoods. Inventing stories from their twisted imaginations and feeding them to unsuspecting viewers as if they were truth. All the newscasters who work there are too scared of their boss to say anything but what he wants them to say. Their names are Biff, Boff, and Boof. They're nothing but pawns in his game and they deserve everything they get for having sold themselves out to the flaccid-legged Dingleberry Shonkdok. The Shonky News Company is an organisation which spans across multiple countries, with the main goal being to propagate lies and propaganda. No one really knows why they do this, but there are some theories which suggest that it could be because they earn money from reporting on wars, violence, crime, etc. If there were no wars, violence, crime, etc., there would be less traffic on their websites and less viewers on their TV channels. This is one of the reasons why many believe that Dingleberry and his disgraceful group of accomplices spreads such horrendous lies through the media.