Idiot Sandwiches #20 is Steve Corned Beef on Rye

Steve is very proud of his last name, and even tells people that he just met that "We're not related to the Hash branch of the Corned Beef family tree."

Don't even get him started about St. Patrick's Day, Cabbage, or the Black Sheep of the family: the Boiled Dinners.

He also makes a point to accentuate the words, 'on Rye'. If someone mistakenly calls him on Wheat, he loudly proclaims ON RYE, IF YOU PLEASE.

Steve, who is corned, is committed to carrying on the traditions of his name, no matter what.

Now there's the question of which mustard is appropriate, and on that matter, Steve won't say where he stands.