Idiot Sandwich #15 is Andy Egg Salad.

Many people think that Andy Egg Salad has a perfect name for his personality.

Mushy, dripping Mayonaise and sniffy white-flaked boogers everywhere.

Andy thought the world owed him, and so far he had been right.

So he kept going until he tripped and hit his head on the limits of his personality, energy, and intellect.

But don't feel bad, to make an egg salad you've got to boil, then break a few eggs.