Idiot Sandwich #9 is Trish Turkey and Swiss.

Trish likes it when people call her Trish T.

She likes it so much that she insists that people call her that, even if there is no other Trish in the meeting, or room, or video call, or area code.

In fact, Trish T. loves it so much that she took a page out of Laverne and Shirley and has the words Trish T. embroidered on the left side.

Not screen-printed. Embroidered.

You can only imagine what happened long ago in the Trish T. timeline that Trish T. abandoned just being referred to as 'Trish', or Patricia, or Tricia, and settled down for life on being Trish T.

Trish T. knows who she is.

At least, she knows her name. It's embroidered on her shirt.