Idiot Sandwich #3 is Pete B and Jelly

Ah, Pete B. A regular guy. Nondescript, but reliable.

Unless you want to get weird and talk about Marshmellow spreads.

But Pete B. don't go for that, my friend.

And yet, the saddest part of Pete's story is Jelly.

Sure, Grape Jelly is delicious, but their marriage is without love. It's been that way for a long time.

Long enough that Pete might even think about Marshmellow spreads, to be honest.