Idiot Sandwich #2 of 50 is Patty Melt

Patty has everything that someone could love in a sandwich: two hamburger patties, oodles of melted cheeses, and some delicious caramelized onions.

But she's a cast-off, ridiculed as a "House Burger" sometimes by other idiot sandwiches.

But no self-respecting diner keeps her off of the menu.

And just like her signature pearl necklace, Patty is more than your average hamburger.