Oh this guy. Blake. Blake Santiago to be exact. He is definitely not a Froot. He is a human man. How he got to the Frootiverse is anybody’s guess, and maybe he’s always been around. Blake’s one of those people who in their heart mean well but are so stupid that they somehow someway bungle every situation. Blake’s been able to waltz through his life without ever having to really learn his lesson. He’s like a friend who stays at your house a bit too long, but that “too long” begins as soon as he’s walked through the door. Blake once insulted an entire cruise ship and was left stranded on a desert island. For all his faults though, the guy is incredibly persistent. He somehow made it back to town by the next weekend.

Blake’s the kind of person you have to tolerate because the only other methods of dealing with him involve would breaking the law. You’d think a guy like Blake would have trouble holding down a steady job, and you’d be right. Fortunately for him, Boss Banana has taken pity on Blake’s “condition” and has realized Blake is less dangerous to the world under his “supervision.” No matter how many times Blake screws up, he weasels himself into getting another chance. When will Boss Banana give up and cut him loose?