"No matter God's will, we all live or die by Beeple's hand."

• Thomas Aquinas

These Nakamigos, they're all the rage, you know?

My favorite people – Beeple, Farokh, NFT God, Mando – they're all raving about it, so I'm thinking of grabbing a few myself. There's talk that Scorsese or Yuga Labs is behind it, and that's got me curious. The art's amazing, I hear, and folks seem to like that "rights" thing they've got going on. I'm tempted to make a parody called Dumbmigos, let my robot kids do the drawing.

The degens will go nuts for it, and I can poke fun at the whole scene while I'm at it. I thought, why not give it a whirl, and pretend I'm one of those Dumbmigos under that parody law, huh?

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Bless you Beeple. Creator of all.

Praise Beeple. Praise Dumbmigos.