“I sense great vulnerability. An ape-man crying out for a GM. An innocent token in the post-modern world.”

“I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.”

“His struggle is an ape's struggle. He lifts my spirit.”

“He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”

“He transcends time and space.”

“He bores me.”

“I love it.”

“Me too.”