In walks Sister Mary Tina, aka Constantina…
🤘Roadie for a popular heavy metal band, Tina was on tour when a 20 foot high, papier-mâché grim reaper fell on top of her 💀
She saw a bright light and heard a voice…Was it God? or was it a combination of a cerebral bleed and Gary the sound tech, we may never know…
Either way, after her miraculous recovery, she dedicated her life to serving Jesus ✝️ and donned the cloth 🙏
The resulting neurological damage heightened her aggression, allowing her to execute insane metal guitar riffs 🎸and access “berserk mode” in the fight ring 👹👊 making her a perfect addition to the Sisters of No Mercy 🔪
The Orange Cherry Inn, a bustling bar nestled in a dark, dingy woodland.
It's reputation for gang violence of a predominantly female kind earned it the moniker "Bad Girl Tavern".
With nerves of steel, a heart of gold and an ample bosom, The Busty Barmaid runs the tavern with pride, tough love and loyal service.
Her duties include:
Mediating squabbles Nursing wounds and kissing boo boos Pulling pints A shoulder to cry on Waiting tables Verbal scoldings for misbehavior General cleaning duties
Please tip generously 😉🍺 and the management will not accept responsibility for damage, death or accidental decapitation :-)
Sister Mary Tina (Constantina)
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In walks Sister Mary Tina, aka Constantina…
🤘Roadie for a popular heavy metal band, Tina was on tour when a 20 foot high, papier-mâché grim reaper fell on top of her 💀
She saw a bright light and heard a voice…Was it God? or was it a combination of a cerebral bleed and Gary the sound tech, we may never know…
Either way, after her miraculous recovery, she dedicated her life to serving Jesus ✝️ and donned the cloth 🙏
The resulting neurological damage heightened her aggression, allowing her to execute insane metal guitar riffs 🎸and access “berserk mode” in the fight ring 👹👊 making her a perfect addition to the Sisters of No Mercy 🔪
The Orange Cherry Inn, a bustling bar nestled in a dark, dingy woodland.
It's reputation for gang violence of a predominantly female kind earned it the moniker "Bad Girl Tavern".
With nerves of steel, a heart of gold and an ample bosom, The Busty Barmaid runs the tavern with pride, tough love and loyal service.
Her duties include:
Mediating squabbles Nursing wounds and kissing boo boos Pulling pints A shoulder to cry on Waiting tables Verbal scoldings for misbehavior General cleaning duties
Please tip generously 😉🍺 and the management will not accept responsibility for damage, death or accidental decapitation :-)