In 2025 Elon Musk sent the Doge25 rocket to Mars, to begin terraforming the red planet for future crewed missions. Unfortunately, the guidance system failed (thanks to one incredibly accurate pigeon poo), smashing the rocket into one of Mars moons called Phobos. The rocket payload included 82 Water Bears (Tardigrades) chosen for their ability to survive in space, achieve “Temporary Quantum Entanglement”, and their ability to acquire 1/6th of their genes from unrelated species, making them perfect invertebrates for terraforming a planet. Now trapped on Phobos, these Water Bears have evolved into unrecognizable creatures with unique personalities and traits, searching daily for the last bit of scattered Dogecoin to buy their way back home. Write to Elon Musk and demand he bring them home Today!