You remember very little of your old life. You were born on the coldest day of the storm of the century and raised lovingly by your great aunt Birgit. As a child, you took pride in monster fish-keeping, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your obsession with pizza came in. It was essential in coming to terms with your new reality. Your time for greatness is here. Be the hero the world needs!