You remember very little of your old life. You were born in a horrifically overpriced theme park and raised lovingly by imaginary fairy godparents. As a child, you took pride in booby trapping your house, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your ceaselessly brave heart came in. It was essential in finding the Ark of the Covenant. Your time for greatness is here. Let's get dangerous!