You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a Kansas corn field and raised lovingly by imaginary fairy godparents. As a child, you took pride in being a road warrior on endless motorbike trips, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your love of gratuitous explosions came in. It was essential in your favorite blender dying, mid-blend, right before you discovered it was out of production. Your time for greatness is here. Do you feel lucky?!