For over two decades we've been lead to believe that there was one simple choice - The Blue Pill, or The Red Pill.

Take the Blue Pill and everything remains normie and NPC. You’re a pawn in their game.

Take the Red Pill and all their lies instantly fall apart. You’re unplugged, free and can see the leavers of the systems and institutions - clear as day.

But when one takes the Red Pill, there was a clear and immediate risk with a target on the consumers back. No where was safu.

What if there was another option? The ability to truly blur the lines between blue & red and never get caught?

Thanks to the floor sweeping research at gm Regional Hospital, Chemical X and Dr. $ have synthesized what they call ‘Chemical Kex’ aka The Green Pill.

Through combining the power of kek, some meta-amphetamines, with a proprietary and patented blend of memeceuticals -- Chemical Kex allows the user to safely enter the void without detection. This substances allows operators to do the important work such as the stealth infiltration of these systems to bring them down once and for all.

Call 1-800-856-9420 & Ask your fake doctor if Chemical Kex is right for you!

side effects may include: addiction to frog art, based thoughts, feelings of euphoric decentralization, desire to meme the institutions into oblivion, top keks, dreaming in memes 24/7 and more.