#102 “Johnny” or “Just Johnny, I guess”

True Name Unknown. Species 0

 Foreign Diplomat and Strange Substance Translator

RANK: Rook V.1 BRANCH: O.A.K. -Experimental Div. DISPATCH: Project X JURISDICTION: Oort Cloud, Niko-Tai Trans-Dimensional Station —————————————————————————— Special Commendations: The only one in the known-universe to be able to communicate to both Ents and Strange Substances alike. Backup failsafe if “The Officer Formerly Known as Clyde” is ever unable to negotiate with the Ents. 3X savior of the human race.

File Notes: “Johnny” is a pacifist but can be enticed to help any branch unable to stop hostile Substances or Forgeign trans-dimensional beings. “Johnny’s” handler is the only one entrusted with the secret although some intrepid individuals have noticed a correlation between the times “Johnny” has saved the world and the exorbitant amount O.A.K. spends on Twinkies in the official budget.