Dear new user. You are nearly ready to recieve your GloboCoin. Joining the crypto revolution couldn’t be easier. Simply scan your retina in the InfoBot, present your finger and allow the globoneedle to draw a small amount of blood. Now it’s time to pick your username. We suggest something memorable such as the name of your first pet or mother’s maiden name. We take your data security seriously, that’s why we store it on our propietary servers accessible only by our engineers and valued corporate partners. Thank you.