Come and join the funkiest gang in town. If you are cool enough to be with us, you will get direct access to the hippest events and swankiest artists.

No need to worry, if you are famous, you can be more famous. If you are not, you can join the less famous spot and support the famous elites. All good! Everyone is in their place.

All luck aside, you must be grateful. Otherwise you will lose friends and make enemies.

We're just a bunch of a salesmen anyway...