Don’t plan to catch up on your reading. There’s too much to take in, too much to talk about on your 747 Airlines* flight.

While the stewardess removes the last cordial glass from your dinner table, she reminds you to set your watch five hours ahead and tells you that there’s barely enough time to finish a chapter before you see the lights of the next market cap milestone.

747 Airlines Jets are the fastest to the next market cap, and the only Jets that only stay up. And this summer, 747 Air is increasing its schedules to include as many as four Jet flights a day—with deluxe Royal Class service available on every one. You can also fly economy-class service , if you wish, with fares starting as low as the of gas☨ round trip.

For reservations or information, call your Travel Agent or any of 747 Airlines’ 78 offices in the U.S. and Canada. For the talk averse, you can email us at info@crash.management.

☨Fares subject to change. $CRASH is only going up.