Glumpy is a pretty big name in the punk community. She is the front woman of the most popular underground band in her city (Glumpy and the Glumpers), has a successful hyperpop project (1b!ll!0nglumps), and occasionally will tour her DJ set which has no name but a big reputation. Because she is so busy making music and in such high demand when she isn’t, Glumpy is hard to score a conversation with. At the end of the day she is a sweet girl, but at some point she got swept up in her own tidal wave of talent and underground fame. A lot of people feel like they are close with her even though they have never met her because her music is so pervasive and relatable. As a result of the para-social bonding that so many seem to have with her, Glumpy has had to develop her Sucker Punch so she can quickly fend off groupies and get right back to working or vibing as usual. To gain Glumpy’s respect you gotta come to her as a Real One, and not fall victim to her personable song writing and good looks. Don’t fangirl, don’t be too starry-eyed. Bring something to the table and keep the vibes good-- Glumpy will eventually notice that you are a chiller worthy of her time.