Sweef just rolled out of bed and into some old clothes (he didn’t even notice he put on the Dior!) and still looks effortlessly better than everyone at the function. Everyone wants to be seen with him and-- just know-- his heavy lidded eyes clocked you, your fit, your crew, your cut, and your vibes the moment you walked through the door. He will happily find a well lit spot to plant himself at any event and let the people come to him. If he approves of you and your choices, he will make easy conversation with you for hours before suddenly realizing he is late to another, MORE exclusive event, and has to leave. If he does not approve of you and you still approach him, he will quickly use Dish Out to read your entire life and make you question why you thought it was even okay for you to leave the house, let alone TALK to anyone… While Sweef may be aloof and harsh to strangers, he also uses his power to defend his close circle of well vetted, trusted, and respected friends; as well as to defend members of marginalized communities which he cares about deeply. The best way to earn this socialite’s respect is to look good and completely ignore him. He isn’t used to being overlooked and it will pique his interest if you casually pretend you can’t see him over there in the center of the room, absolutely dying for you to notice him.