Exoplanetary archaeology series: Depiction of pithoi cache from New Knossos on Teegarden's Star b. Gosper Island, layer unknown, circa 2.4K local cycles BT. Containers bear superficial similarity to Kamares Ware, with raised floral & shell motifs partitioned by bands. Privately funded excavation (not Coalition approved) damaged vertical stratification, introduced self-replicating materials, and only documented the finds on social media.