SWAG77's Surfer Thrawn Parody Campaign. A just-for-fun campaign that includes products showcasing Thrawn with the surfboard where he finds his Zen. By pm for SWAG77. We made Thrawn have white-gray temples because there is only one way Chiss men can have them -- by siring children. Thrawn hooked up with Sabine Wren in our fanfic story and has seven children. That many. That's a lot, but Sabine is young.