Generic Store-Brand Apes - #56
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// begin chat log

LEAD ARTIST: So we're bootlegging "Apes" now, not Punks? I don't really understand --

ISIS: You don't need to "understand" what you're drawing, just get the interns to draw me 10,000 monkeys by tomorrow so I can get my job back.

LEAD ARTIST: But won't it be confusing if my artists already got the brief to draw the Punks and now you're completely switching it up on them like this? And confusing to the people buying these things??? I don't think these drawings are going to turn out well.

ISIS: You act as if that is a problem that I care about...

LEAD ARTIST: I, uh --

ISIS: The exec team said I could have my job back if I deliver ten thousand monkeys by tomorrow. I don't care if you get the artists' kids to start cranking these things out. In fact, that's actually a good idea -- do that... Now, excuse me this anti-anxiety medication that I downed is about to kick in. I'll be asleep for about 24 hours. I better have ten-thousand gorillas or whatever out of you all by then.

-Isis Sakura, Former Head of Marketing of the Bootleg Products Division - International Megadigital


NEW MEGADITIAL APE-LIKE PRODUCTS

I guess we're making apes now? I promise that no artists died in making sure these Apes were completed on time*. One day, you'll learn to hate punks and love apes. I know that I have. So today is the first day of the rest of your life. I uh -- don't know what else to write here. I've got to get back to drawing...

Limit 3000 per customer.

Sincerely, Unpaid Intern.

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When the dollar is devalued, the Elites will be trading their Official CryptoPunks and CyberKongz for the heating supplies and canned meat we will need to get through the climate-change induced, ice-age-like winters. You -- with only worthless fiat dollars in hand -- will offer an honest day's work for just one measly BitBird, but you will get no offers because you know the truth...

Only the rich will have secured the means to acquire the Punks necessary for survival in our new post-apocalyptic landscape where Twerking Elon Musk MoonCat Punks are traded for gasoline.

Seeing an opportunity to cash in on your future desperation, International Megadigital has released a set of GENERIC STORE-BRAND PUNKS. They are totally unaffiliated with Larva Labs. Nevertheless, they are just punky enough to fool the roving merchants in the wasteland to trade them to you for fresh water and matches (while we all avoid trademark infringement along the way).

Please thank us for our forward thinking

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