1 of 21 limited edition NFT's in the Terminal Lance Bestiary Collection - 1st Edition

#13 LCPL Schmuckatelli

Adventurers will find at least one Schmuckateli in every platoon. He may seem aloof and harmless, but his liberty shenanigans will cost you and your entire squad not only their sanity, but their freedom. Schmuckateli's have no chill, and will mess up at every possible opportunity, getting into fights with civilians, impregnating others, and are incapable of understanding why everyone hates them. Do not try to stop them, or you'll be dragged down with them. The only way to defeat Schmuckateli's is to wait until they get themselves arrested and thrown into the brig.