DEATH PUNK 78 (Too Poor)

Hello, it’s me, my name is Beanie

Check 1. Check 2. Now check the weenie

I’m here swinging it all around

Enormous, see it on the ground

You see it coming, best duck quick

Y’all do ‘cept that digitalartchick

(Wink wink)

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I’m here now. Collectors, y’all noneconomic

Stop. Put the crack pipe down. Yep, and the chronic [1]

Stop crying crypto poor, Punk - just get on it [2]

Whoops, that’s a joke. I’m Punk and a comic

Sit down, listen to me a bit, here’s the trick

I’ve spoken about it but I’m not a prick

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As for balls: I’m a pro trader for 20 years [3]

I can Ape like I’m Bored, I have no fear

It’s Cryptoart and dollars that I am pursuing [4]

I own CryptoPunks. Bro, what have you been doing?

I’m shitposting, mudslinging and making a million [5]

But this is nothing ‘cause rich to me’s a billion [6]

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No Robness junk. I’d call it trash, but that’s what he’d want [7]

Plus he’s always YELLING IN THE CAPITAL FONT

No Opensea. You buy Ethlings and poems

That’s how to get rich, I’m already ten by on ‘em [8]

Collect Bored Apes, Meebits and a CryptoPunk [9]

No Unofficial junk. One of ones. Scoop a ‘Trunk

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The standard is the 7 to the 2 to the 1 [10]

ERC 1155 - doesn’t get things done

Artists, stop being lazy, you can’t be that skint

Art’s worth shit on an Opensea shared store mint [11]

Greedy artists making copies: ?enable_supply=true

But us whales just swim by because who the fuck are you?

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BONUS BLUE CHECK VERSE

I’m going to fire up loud and take another shot [12]

They give Lil Jon a blue check - he’s got MY spot

I was turned down for what… turned down for what?

“Cause I’m Lil Jon a public figure for 30 fuckin’ years

Sold millions of records. Stand and wipe your tears.” [13]

Millions is nothing to me Lil Jon, you’re still on the clock

And did you not hear about my Punk Comic drop?

If SuperRare can take me right to the top

Why can’t Opensea just blue check my drop?

Hey, you on Twitter, listen to me

Here’s an chance to knock off Opensea

They forgot their roots: the community

Arrogance and condescension - that’s my game

I’ll turn around and say Head of product’s doing the same

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[1]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1396908468485992453

[2]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1397786722528804865

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1398297904729792513

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1398103445882736645

[3]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1398341603278872585

[4]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1395409286826766338

[5]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1398065689580216321

[6]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1398069116913717252

[7]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1398306754744696838

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1398312235152379914

[8]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1399489700340113409

[9]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1354827965561860097

[10]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1397280788597641217

[11]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1397098415457247238

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1396893108697174016

[12]

https://twitter.com/beaniemaxi/status/1400488611292778500

[13]

https://twitter.com/LilJon/status/1400539060368818186