Tomfarter Shonkyse is a nosy old windbag who is surprisingly fertile. Tomfarter, or Love Machine as he prefers, can impregnate an intern at 500 metres.
Tomfarter’s speciality is Creating public spectacles and carrying on like a pork chop. He loves his own reflection and thinks up anything to get his face on the news. Love machine renews his life partner every 10 years and is known for choosing younger and younger models.
Shonky ˈʃɒŋki. Adjective - Of poor or dubious quality.
Shonkies portray a place called ShonkyTown, which is really just a parody of real life. So imagine a town, filled with only the shonkiest characters, shoddy products and below average services to meet your lowering expectations.
MamaShonk sees so many things going on in this world that are not ok. Probably the worst thing about it is that many of these problems can be addressed, but many in power, who are greedy for money, block change.
TomFarter Shonkyse - Minister for Cringe
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Tomfarter Shonkyse is a nosy old windbag who is surprisingly fertile. Tomfarter, or Love Machine as he prefers, can impregnate an intern at 500 metres.
Tomfarter’s speciality is Creating public spectacles and carrying on like a pork chop. He loves his own reflection and thinks up anything to get his face on the news. Love machine renews his life partner every 10 years and is known for choosing younger and younger models.
Shonky ˈʃɒŋki. Adjective - Of poor or dubious quality.
Shonkies portray a place called ShonkyTown, which is really just a parody of real life. So imagine a town, filled with only the shonkiest characters, shoddy products and below average services to meet your lowering expectations.
MamaShonk sees so many things going on in this world that are not ok. Probably the worst thing about it is that many of these problems can be addressed, but many in power, who are greedy for money, block change.