Jack Torrance was the lead star in The Shining. Due to his famous scene of smashing through a door with an axe, he has since permanently rendered doors onto the sides of his face to make him more recognisable in public.

It has severely limited his travel options and now can't fit on any planes, trains or small boats.

He can mostly be found these days wandering the streets shouting "HERE'S JOHNNY" to manhole covers and stray dogs.