Epochs ago, our goblin friend was a measly little fish off the shores of Pangaea. This, he remembered; how could anyone forget the mollusk-rich Panthalassic Ocean of yore?⁣ ⁣ But how he got to this point, he could not recall. Much time had passed. What a strange world, he thought.⁣ ⁣ At that moment, without reason or provocation, a meteorite tore through the firmament, blotted out the sun, and caved into earth with such tremendous impact that at once, all meaningful life ceased to exist. ⁣