I see you. I'm called Sparky Sillytail. I've wandered this planet in search of a wizard, but so far, all I have found is bananas. If you'll just give me 30 seconds of your time, I can prove beyond a doubt that trolls live in nearby caves and come out at night to sing by the light of the moon. People think it's weird, but platypus is my favourite delicacy. Try it with hollandaise, you'll see what I'm saying.