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Freshly minted, programmatically produced, worthless pieces of sh*t
No utility, no roadmap, and no hope of even a pity pump.
Retail’s never coming back and your NFTs are totally worthless

So how did we get here?

Back in 2021, you were told you were buying ownership, co-creation, a seat at the table, and “the future of everything.” But the truth is, most NFTs were exactly what your friends thought they were: Worthless Pieces of Sh*t.

Just hopium, hype cycles, empty promises, and founders confidently assuring you that you’d just bought into “the next Disney.”

Now you’re 20 bandos in the hole, and all you’ve got to show for yourself is a cartoon JPEG on the Ethereum blockchain that you can prove you own… which only proves you’re an idiot.

Four years later, Web3 NFT brands are saying floor price doesn’t matter and pivoting toward Web2 expansion, IP proliferation, and alternative revenue models.

All of which have no direct benefit to the people who hold their NFTs.

Meet the Meatbags

Somewhere between people on the internet right click saving your digital collectibles and every floor price burning to the ground, MEATBAGS minted on Solana, Doomsday Preppers born to survive the NFT Apocalypse.

We saw the model was fundamentally cooked, so we set out to fix it. Starting with the one thing every project avoided like the plague: actual alignment between the brand and its holders. That’s why we offered equity to eligible Honorary Members in our parent company, Dead Bruv.

A sweatshop manufacturing products that kill you (with laughter).

Bringing us to Black Friday… and the launch of DOOM ROLL

TP for humanity’s rear end.

Inspired by the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020.

We’re dropping our 100% Bamboo Toilet Paper Series #1 Blind Box, limited to 2,500 boxes, featuring 14 collectible character wraps and joke-embossed sheets that make toilet time entertaining without doomscrolling.

Up to 40% off for subscribers, including:

🧻 FREE Collector Case 💩 FREE Worthless Piece of Shit Stress Toy 💀 1,200+ Dead Points & FREE WPOS NFTs (airdropped to buyers once the sale concludes)

Hoard Responsibly: https://doomroll.com/

So what’s the moral of the story?

Nothing. There is no moral.

It's the NFT apocalypse, the survivors started a toilet paper company, you came here for free shit, and now you’re being upsold blind-box toilet paper.

Because when everything goes to shit, TP is king.

You can thank us later.

Dead Bruv HQ
Robert
CEO & President

Web3 nerd with a track record in building multiple brands from zero to seven figures and beyond in web2. 8+ years in business-to-consumer marketing with notable success in viral organic campaigns and paid traffic.

Web3 nerd with a track record in building multiple brands from zero to seven figures and beyond in web2. 8+ years in business-to-consumer marketing with notable success in viral organic campaigns and paid traffic.

Psychrome
Artist

Commercial artist from England with collaborations spanning Nike, Hennessy, and Salomon. Former IP licensing artist for global brands including The Simpsons, Marvel, Warner Bros, Disney, and Angry Birds, and creative partner for SneakerCon.

Commercial artist from England with collaborations spanning Nike, Hennessy, and Salomon. Former IP licensing artist for global brands including The Simpsons, Marvel, Warner Bros, Disney, and Angry Birds, and creative partner for SneakerCon.

Tyler
Brand Strategist

Brand strategist and creative director behind campaigns for Gelblaster, Full Send, Happy Dad, RealTree, Zippo, and Brita. Founder of Grunt Work, a brand accelerator and venture studio working with 40+ companies valued over $500M combined. Specializes in strategy, branding, product, and content that turn ideas into culturally resonant businesses.

Brand strategist and creative director behind campaigns for Gelblaster, Full Send, Happy Dad, RealTree, Zippo, and Brita. Founder of Grunt Work, a brand accelerator and venture studio working with 40+ companies valued over $500M combined. Specializes in strategy, branding, product, and content that turn ideas into culturally resonant businesses.

Josh
Operations

Operator specializing in apparel, merchandise, and brand acceleration. Scaled multiple consumer brands past seven figures and led collaborations with Zumiez, Gary Brecka’s Ultimate Human, and NCAA universities. Josh oversees strategy, operations, and business development across IP, licensing, and creative partnerships.

Operator specializing in apparel, merchandise, and brand acceleration. Scaled multiple consumer brands past seven figures and led collaborations with Zumiez, Gary Brecka’s Ultimate Human, and NCAA universities. Josh oversees strategy, operations, and business development across IP, licensing, and creative partnerships.

Merlin Studio
Devs

Motion-first code boutique and digital craftsmanship studio behind immersive experiences for Nike, Dior, Eurovision, SKKY Partners, and Heineken. An independent creative technology partner collaborating with top-tier agencies and global brands since 2018. Specializes in WebGL, real-time 3D, technical architecture, and interactive design that translate ambitious concepts into high-performance, pixel-perfect digital reality.

Motion-first code boutique and digital craftsmanship studio behind immersive experiences for Nike, Dior, Eurovision, SKKY Partners, and Heineken. An independent creative technology partner collaborating with top-tier agencies and global brands since 2018. Specializes in WebGL, real-time 3D, technical architecture, and interactive design that translate ambitious concepts into high-performance, pixel-perfect digital reality.

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Freshly minted, programmatically produced, worthless pieces of sh*t
No utility, no roadmap, and no hope of even a pity pump.
Retail’s never coming back and your NFTs are totally worthless

So how did we get here?

Back in 2021, you were told you were buying ownership, co-creation, a seat at the table, and “the future of everything.” But the truth is, most NFTs were exactly what your friends thought they were: Worthless Pieces of Sh*t.

Just hopium, hype cycles, empty promises, and founders confidently assuring you that you’d just bought into “the next Disney.”

Now you’re 20 bandos in the hole, and all you’ve got to show for yourself is a cartoon JPEG on the Ethereum blockchain that you can prove you own… which only proves you’re an idiot.

Four years later, Web3 NFT brands are saying floor price doesn’t matter and pivoting toward Web2 expansion, IP proliferation, and alternative revenue models.

All of which have no direct benefit to the people who hold their NFTs.

Meet the Meatbags

Somewhere between people on the internet right click saving your digital collectibles and every floor price burning to the ground, MEATBAGS minted on Solana, Doomsday Preppers born to survive the NFT Apocalypse.

We saw the model was fundamentally cooked, so we set out to fix it. Starting with the one thing every project avoided like the plague: actual alignment between the brand and its holders. That’s why we offered equity to eligible Honorary Members in our parent company, Dead Bruv.

A sweatshop manufacturing products that kill you (with laughter).

Bringing us to Black Friday… and the launch of DOOM ROLL

TP for humanity’s rear end.

Inspired by the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020.

We’re dropping our 100% Bamboo Toilet Paper Series #1 Blind Box, limited to 2,500 boxes, featuring 14 collectible character wraps and joke-embossed sheets that make toilet time entertaining without doomscrolling.

Up to 40% off for subscribers, including:

🧻 FREE Collector Case 💩 FREE Worthless Piece of Shit Stress Toy 💀 1,200+ Dead Points & FREE WPOS NFTs (airdropped to buyers once the sale concludes)

Hoard Responsibly: https://doomroll.com/

So what’s the moral of the story?

Nothing. There is no moral.

It's the NFT apocalypse, the survivors started a toilet paper company, you came here for free shit, and now you’re being upsold blind-box toilet paper.

Because when everything goes to shit, TP is king.

You can thank us later.

Dead Bruv HQ
Robert
CEO & President

Web3 nerd with a track record in building multiple brands from zero to seven figures and beyond in web2. 8+ years in business-to-consumer marketing with notable success in viral organic campaigns and paid traffic.

Web3 nerd with a track record in building multiple brands from zero to seven figures and beyond in web2. 8+ years in business-to-consumer marketing with notable success in viral organic campaigns and paid traffic.

Psychrome
Artist

Commercial artist from England with collaborations spanning Nike, Hennessy, and Salomon. Former IP licensing artist for global brands including The Simpsons, Marvel, Warner Bros, Disney, and Angry Birds, and creative partner for SneakerCon.

Commercial artist from England with collaborations spanning Nike, Hennessy, and Salomon. Former IP licensing artist for global brands including The Simpsons, Marvel, Warner Bros, Disney, and Angry Birds, and creative partner for SneakerCon.

Tyler
Brand Strategist

Brand strategist and creative director behind campaigns for Gelblaster, Full Send, Happy Dad, RealTree, Zippo, and Brita. Founder of Grunt Work, a brand accelerator and venture studio working with 40+ companies valued over $500M combined. Specializes in strategy, branding, product, and content that turn ideas into culturally resonant businesses.

Brand strategist and creative director behind campaigns for Gelblaster, Full Send, Happy Dad, RealTree, Zippo, and Brita. Founder of Grunt Work, a brand accelerator and venture studio working with 40+ companies valued over $500M combined. Specializes in strategy, branding, product, and content that turn ideas into culturally resonant businesses.

Josh
Operations

Operator specializing in apparel, merchandise, and brand acceleration. Scaled multiple consumer brands past seven figures and led collaborations with Zumiez, Gary Brecka’s Ultimate Human, and NCAA universities. Josh oversees strategy, operations, and business development across IP, licensing, and creative partnerships.

Operator specializing in apparel, merchandise, and brand acceleration. Scaled multiple consumer brands past seven figures and led collaborations with Zumiez, Gary Brecka’s Ultimate Human, and NCAA universities. Josh oversees strategy, operations, and business development across IP, licensing, and creative partnerships.

Merlin Studio
Devs

Motion-first code boutique and digital craftsmanship studio behind immersive experiences for Nike, Dior, Eurovision, SKKY Partners, and Heineken. An independent creative technology partner collaborating with top-tier agencies and global brands since 2018. Specializes in WebGL, real-time 3D, technical architecture, and interactive design that translate ambitious concepts into high-performance, pixel-perfect digital reality.

Motion-first code boutique and digital craftsmanship studio behind immersive experiences for Nike, Dior, Eurovision, SKKY Partners, and Heineken. An independent creative technology partner collaborating with top-tier agencies and global brands since 2018. Specializes in WebGL, real-time 3D, technical architecture, and interactive design that translate ambitious concepts into high-performance, pixel-perfect digital reality.

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Freshly minted, programmatically produced, worthless pieces of sh*t
No utility, no roadmap, and no hope of even a pity pump.
Retail’s never coming back and your NFTs are totally worthless

So how did we get here?

Back in 2021, you were told you were buying ownership, co-creation, a seat at the table, and “the future of everything.” But the truth is, most NFTs were exactly what your friends thought they were: Worthless Pieces of Sh*t.

Just hopium, hype cycles, empty promises, and founders confidently assuring you that you’d just bought into “the next Disney.”

Now you’re 20 bandos in the hole, and all you’ve got to show for yourself is a cartoon JPEG on the Ethereum blockchain that you can prove you own… which only proves you’re an idiot.

Four years later, Web3 NFT brands are saying floor price doesn’t matter and pivoting toward Web2 expansion, IP proliferation, and alternative revenue models.

All of which have no direct benefit to the people who hold their NFTs.

Meet the Meatbags

Somewhere between people on the internet right click saving your digital collectibles and every floor price burning to the ground, MEATBAGS minted on Solana, Doomsday Preppers born to survive the NFT Apocalypse.

We saw the model was fundamentally cooked, so we set out to fix it. Starting with the one thing every project avoided like the plague: actual alignment between the brand and its holders. That’s why we offered equity to eligible Honorary Members in our parent company, Dead Bruv.

A sweatshop manufacturing products that kill you (with laughter).

Bringing us to Black Friday… and the launch of DOOM ROLL

TP for humanity’s rear end.

Inspired by the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020.

We’re dropping our 100% Bamboo Toilet Paper Series #1 Blind Box, limited to 2,500 boxes, featuring 14 collectible character wraps and joke-embossed sheets that make toilet time entertaining without doomscrolling.

Up to 40% off for subscribers, including:

🧻 FREE Collector Case 💩 FREE Worthless Piece of Shit Stress Toy 💀 1,200+ Dead Points & FREE WPOS NFTs (airdropped to buyers once the sale concludes)

Hoard Responsibly: https://doomroll.com/

So what’s the moral of the story?

Nothing. There is no moral.

It's the NFT apocalypse, the survivors started a toilet paper company, you came here for free shit, and now you’re being upsold blind-box toilet paper.

Because when everything goes to shit, TP is king.

You can thank us later.

Dead Bruv HQ
Robert
CEO & President

Web3 nerd with a track record in building multiple brands from zero to seven figures and beyond in web2. 8+ years in business-to-consumer marketing with notable success in viral organic campaigns and paid traffic.

Web3 nerd with a track record in building multiple brands from zero to seven figures and beyond in web2. 8+ years in business-to-consumer marketing with notable success in viral organic campaigns and paid traffic.

Psychrome
Artist

Commercial artist from England with collaborations spanning Nike, Hennessy, and Salomon. Former IP licensing artist for global brands including The Simpsons, Marvel, Warner Bros, Disney, and Angry Birds, and creative partner for SneakerCon.

Commercial artist from England with collaborations spanning Nike, Hennessy, and Salomon. Former IP licensing artist for global brands including The Simpsons, Marvel, Warner Bros, Disney, and Angry Birds, and creative partner for SneakerCon.

Tyler
Brand Strategist

Brand strategist and creative director behind campaigns for Gelblaster, Full Send, Happy Dad, RealTree, Zippo, and Brita. Founder of Grunt Work, a brand accelerator and venture studio working with 40+ companies valued over $500M combined. Specializes in strategy, branding, product, and content that turn ideas into culturally resonant businesses.

Brand strategist and creative director behind campaigns for Gelblaster, Full Send, Happy Dad, RealTree, Zippo, and Brita. Founder of Grunt Work, a brand accelerator and venture studio working with 40+ companies valued over $500M combined. Specializes in strategy, branding, product, and content that turn ideas into culturally resonant businesses.

Josh
Operations

Operator specializing in apparel, merchandise, and brand acceleration. Scaled multiple consumer brands past seven figures and led collaborations with Zumiez, Gary Brecka’s Ultimate Human, and NCAA universities. Josh oversees strategy, operations, and business development across IP, licensing, and creative partnerships.

Operator specializing in apparel, merchandise, and brand acceleration. Scaled multiple consumer brands past seven figures and led collaborations with Zumiez, Gary Brecka’s Ultimate Human, and NCAA universities. Josh oversees strategy, operations, and business development across IP, licensing, and creative partnerships.

Merlin Studio
Devs

Motion-first code boutique and digital craftsmanship studio behind immersive experiences for Nike, Dior, Eurovision, SKKY Partners, and Heineken. An independent creative technology partner collaborating with top-tier agencies and global brands since 2018. Specializes in WebGL, real-time 3D, technical architecture, and interactive design that translate ambitious concepts into high-performance, pixel-perfect digital reality.

Motion-first code boutique and digital craftsmanship studio behind immersive experiences for Nike, Dior, Eurovision, SKKY Partners, and Heineken. An independent creative technology partner collaborating with top-tier agencies and global brands since 2018. Specializes in WebGL, real-time 3D, technical architecture, and interactive design that translate ambitious concepts into high-performance, pixel-perfect digital reality.

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