Since the launch of Ethereum in 2015, a strange new species began to emerge from their basements, Discord servers, and Reddit forums — eyes bloodshot from late-night mints, hands trembling from gas wars, necks permanently craned toward a CoinGecko chart. They weren’t just early adopters. They weren’t traders. They weren’t investors.

They were WETH HEDZ.

WETH HEDZ is a satirical art and culture project celebrating (and mildly mocking) the unhinged obsession with crypto, DeFi, and blockchain degeneracy. It’s a tribute to the junkies of JPEGs, the hoarders of ETH, and the disciples of decentralization who haven't touched grass since the DAO hack.

We’re not just an Token, dAPP and NFT project. We’re a support group, a satire, and a celebration of blockchain-fueled madness.

Because the blockchain isn’t just a technology. It’s a lifestyle. A bad habit. A digital drug.

And if you're reading this, you might already be one of us.

Since the launch of Ethereum in 2015, a strange new species began to emerge from their basements, Discord servers, and Reddit forums — eyes bloodshot from late-night mints, hands trembling from gas wars, necks permanently craned toward a CoinGecko chart. They weren’t just early adopters. They weren’t traders. They weren’t investors.

They were WETH HEDZ.

WETH HEDZ is a satirical art and culture project celebrating (and mildly mocking) the unhinged obsession with crypto, DeFi, and blockchain degeneracy. It’s a tribute to the junkies of JPEGs, the hoarders of ETH, and the disciples of decentralization who haven't touched grass since the DAO hack.

We’re not just an Token, dAPP and NFT project. We’re a support group, a satire, and a celebration of blockchain-fueled madness.

Because the blockchain isn’t just a technology. It’s a lifestyle. A bad habit. A digital drug.

And if you're reading this, you might already be one of us.

Since the launch of Ethereum in 2015, a strange new species began to emerge from their basements, Discord servers, and Reddit forums — eyes bloodshot from late-night mints, hands trembling from gas wars, necks permanently craned toward a CoinGecko chart. They weren’t just early adopters. They weren’t traders. They weren’t investors.

They were WETH HEDZ.

WETH HEDZ is a satirical art and culture project celebrating (and mildly mocking) the unhinged obsession with crypto, DeFi, and blockchain degeneracy. It’s a tribute to the junkies of JPEGs, the hoarders of ETH, and the disciples of decentralization who haven't touched grass since the DAO hack.

We’re not just an Token, dAPP and NFT project. We’re a support group, a satire, and a celebration of blockchain-fueled madness.

Because the blockchain isn’t just a technology. It’s a lifestyle. A bad habit. A digital drug.

And if you're reading this, you might already be one of us.