Since the launch of Ethereum in 2015, a strange new species began to emerge from their basements, Discord servers, and Reddit forums — eyes bloodshot from late-night mints, hands trembling from gas wars, necks permanently craned toward a CoinGecko chart. They weren’t just early adopters. They weren’t traders. They weren’t investors.
They were WETH HEDZ.
WETH HEDZ is a satirical art and culture project celebrating (and mildly mocking) the unhinged obsession with crypto, DeFi, and blockchain degeneracy. It’s a tribute to the junkies of JPEGs, the hoarders of ETH, and the disciples of decentralization who haven't touched grass since the DAO hack.
We’re not just an Token, dAPP and NFT project. We’re a support group, a satire, and a celebration of blockchain-fueled madness.
Because the blockchain isn’t just a technology. It’s a lifestyle. A bad habit. A digital drug.
And if you're reading this, you might already be one of us.
Mint Timeline Mint goes live 1 week after token launch
NFT reveal will be 1 week after mint-out — delayed reveal to keep the fiends guessing
Drop Details Total Supply: 3000 unique WETH HEDZ
Price: 0.01ETH per mint
Limit: Max 10 per wallet
Whitelist/FCFS: More info coming soon
Team Allocation 200 NFTs will be pre-minted by the team
For giveaways, competitions, and collabs
Not for sale, just spreading the addiction
Traits & Rarity Every WETH HED is 100% unique
Packed with varied traits, rare combos, and signature crypto rot
Some will bless you. Some will haunt you. All are pure digital crack.
Utility NFTs will unlock exclusive utility through wethhedz.io
Expect staking access, reward boosts, private features, and more utility for the mentally minted
Mint it. Hold it. Sweat the reveal. This isn’t just an NFT — it’s your on-chain alter ego.
