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Mint

"there needs to be an app where i can get what i just smelled."

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Mint

"i had these limited edition game of thrones oreos. and i ate those oreos."

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#60

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"sometimes i think my dad might be a spy."

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Mint

"when the onion falls out of the ring... that's like when the cheese falls out of the mozzie."

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Mint

"this is a great place to get lost if you're a tortoise."

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Mint

"should strip clubs be called teetzerias?"

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#12

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Mint

"i've been squeaking so much tonight. sue me for being happy!"

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#4

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Mint

"how do we get our hands on some silly string?"

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#24

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Mint

"you get nude & wade into the sespe."

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#16

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Mint

"i have strangely vivid dreams about that salami."

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Mint

"i wouldn't just sit down and eat two and a half potatoes, but that's probably the amount of fries i

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Mint

"eating a pickle feels like getting punched in the face."

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Mint

"were you trippin' balls on some olives last night?"

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#21

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Mint

"every boy at one point wants nunchucks."

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#63

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Mint

"all roads lead to nickelback."

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#31

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Mint

"i'm so james taylored out."

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#17

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Mint

"you can tell that's grass-fed butter."

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#3

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Mint

"i have three fears: suffocation, spiders, and beef jerky."

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Mint

"wait, what did i say? calamari doesn't have the suckers?"

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Mint

"i went to a baseball game once. it was recently."

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Mint

"i made 2 jokes at work today!"

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