Somebody has to get the coffee.
8,888 interns in suits that don't fit, running a trading desk nobody put them in charge of.
Stonk Interns is a companion collection to StonkBrokers. That's the whole idea — they run the desk, we fetch the lunch. We built it because StonkBrokers is the best thing on this chain and we wanted to add to it.
No team reserve. No 1/1s held back.
Brokers got the briefcase. We got a backpack and a juice box.
CLONK IN
