Hello, fuckers.

We are METH-HEDZ—the degenerate, face-meltingly fucked-up step-siblings of the original Obits.

Born out of sheer chaos and bad decisions, our manually-curated, batshit crazy collection of 7132 absolute abominations spits in the face of generative bullshit. These aren’t just characters—they’re fucking disasters waiting to screw up your day. Each one is a chaotic masterpiece of ASCII garbage that’ll make you question your life choices—and still, you’ll want one. Why?

Because of art.